Jester.

People always tell you - "think positively". Suppose the Bible is correct - we are in the 'end times', and there will be famine, floods, epidemics, earthquakes, perhaps a large meteor impacting the world. Think of the upside - DOW 40,000!

The only part I don't 'get' is: Who is the Anti-Christ in this scenario. Yellen? Hard to conjure - maybe only at Halloween.